This makes me laugh so hard.

Well, Nas and I were supposed to go see The Golden Compass Friday, but she ditched, so I went with White Jessica. Nas texted me via cell phone that she'd see it with me and Jes (the asian one) on Sunday.
Saturday evening, Stefanie, her boyfriend, Pilon, Bryan/Brian, Nas, Jes and I went to hang out at Denny's and Fred Meyers. Nas said if Jes wasn't going to go, she wasn't going to go, then proceeded to say that she had a ton of AP Gov homework anyway.
This morning Nas tells me that she and Jes watched PoTC and hung out and decorated her Christmas Tree then went to bed.

. . . Okay. That's so ridiculous and lame, but whatever. It doesn't quite matter. I won't see them after we graduate.

I tried to leave at 10:05 instead of 10:10 in Health Club. I felt like Ms. Albert was being very condescending when she slowly turned her head, smiled and said, "No, it's too early. It's too early. Go back and do it for a couple more minutes."
Who is she to know whether or not it's "too early" for me to get to my college class? It's not as if I was trying to leave right when I arrived. Ugh. I continued the insane Gilad Step Aerobics video for a couple minutes and left. When I arrived at the locker room door, it was locked. I shouted profanity at the door and cursed Ms. Albert's name, then continued my way back where I came from, probably looking like a complete idiot on the way.
She gave me the keys, and I headed to the locker room. I think I continued to string curse words in a long sentence when I made my way back, making it look as if I were insane.

I got picked up after lunch started by White Jessica to go to SPSCC, since she had just woken up after I left Health Club to call her. We didn't have class (and don't until Wednesday for our final) but we were supposed to meet Cameron and Grace there to study for a little while. They weren't at the library, and we ended up staying there for twenty minutes just going over the vocabulary list (which is about a seventh of the whole curriculum) then spent around an hour at the sub playing foosball.
While we were leaving, I saw Colleen drive by. Hi Colleen! I get excited when I see people I know in public. I'm not sure if that happens to anyone else, though. I also saw Zack Lyons in the sub. I don't think he recognized me when I walked by.

My favorite part now, is that I have to go and try to remember a quarter's worth of Osteology notes in one and a half days before the final. Crunch time!

I was eyed by an old construction worker. I asked Jessica if he was attractive, and she said, "Not by a long shot."

Also we almost ran over one of those tiny, yappy dogs. I found out where it came from (which happened to be a tiny, yappy dog farm) and that retarded thing + it's white friend had dug through under the fence.
I wrote a note and left it beyond the fence as far as I could drop it with my small arms. Hopefully they'll read it. (It was something along the lines of: I almost hit your dog. Keep them on a leash. Kthx. <3 drivers of America.)
The one thing that was really ridiculous and made me want to punch someone was their stupid sign. It read, "We [the tiny, yappy dogs] can run to the gate in 30 seconds. How about you?" which I think they meant as to be threatening. But it isn't threatening, as they are tiny. Like midget dogs that wouldn't shut up.

While I was picking out candy yesterday at the Commissary, some old guy was right beside me. He looks at me, and starts chuckling and his eyes are roving everywhere. And by everywhere I mean up and down.
It was the single most creepiest thing that has happened to me ever.
I was just like, "Hahahaha... ha." and left.

So, Coltan. Was that song for who I think it was? :]

Jes and Josh Basco are going out. IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! Yeesss. She didn't believe me when I said I would be able to persuade him, and whaaat? I totally did it.
Obviously I am magical.


Whoever hasn't seen the latest It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia needs to go see it. Right now.
Here's the Night Man and Day Man clips on Youtube. It'll change your life.
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Ugh I feel horrible right now. It feels like jet lag or something.

Goddamnit, if any of them have given me the cold, I will hunt them.

Stolen from howlingoffkey

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results



1. Mental Health Nurse
2. Naturopath
3. Social Worker
4. Addictions Counselor
5. Midwife
6. Recreation Therapist
7. Acupuncturist
8. Nurse Practitioner
9. Art / Music Therapist
10. Gerontologist

... Psychiatrist (23), Psychologist (25), and Doctor (28). Damn.

Mental Health Nurse, Naturopath, Nurse Practitioner.. hrm. They're all along the medical field anyway.

I feel extremely better after eating 6-7 pieces of Dove Chocolate.


Here's a nice, detailed personality quiz based on archetypes.
You are a Genuine Analyst.
I find it extremely accurate.




goodbye m.


helloooo new kid (aka Josh)
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